To the asshat who dumped eight gallons of diesel fuel into our ground water. . .

Your solution to accidentally filling your car with diesel was to empty the tank into a storm drain? But, ah, you weren't born with enough brains to commit a crime out of the eyes of the public. You even told a resident that you would put *him* in the storm drain if he didn't mind his own business. Have they tracked you down yet, asshole? I hope it takes them a few weeks, to give your ulcer time to grow. They know which company your rented car came from. It's only a matter of time. You're going down, jerk.